My Dad's Jokes are Punny, So Color Him Funny!: 101 hilarious cartoons

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Have a good laugh over these clean jokes you can tell your friends and kids without getting in trouble! I hope they will think they are seriously funny jokes!

There was a wife who texted her husband a romantic message... She wrote: “I love you. If you wake up, send me your dreams. If you laugh, send me your smile. If you eat, send me a bite. If you drink, send me a sip. If you cry, send me your tears.” Then her husband texted: “I’m on the toilet, advice please.” Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults. Santa Clause makes an appearance in some, your wife is in others, and still others are simply dirty puns.

We get very excited in the run-up to Christmas at Beano and nothing says festive fun like these seriously funny Santa jokes – and we know Yule love them too! What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Looking for Seriously funny jokes? Let’s send the children to play so the real fun can start. These might be dirty funny jokes that you can only share with other adults, but they will laugh so hard that they will cry. Now that you read out these inappropriate yet hilariously dirty jokes, we hope it made you laugh! Why not share these jokes at the end of the day when only the adults are left standing? Surely it will make them struggle to keep a straight face the entire time.I couldn't believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. One Sunday, a married couple is in church… When the woman turns to her husband and says, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.” Need more holiday hilarity? We've got 100+ Christmas jokes, not to mention an Unusual Christmas Quiz which will really test your trivia!